top of page
  • Writer's pictureCheré Dastugue Coen

My 2023 New Year’s Resolutions that are destined to be broken

I will cut back on streaming services to save money.

I will stop fuzzing at my cat when he misbehaves expecting him to mind me.

I will lose weight beyond the first week.

I will not correct young people using literary incorrectly.

I will not post issues dear to my heart on Facebook, even though I know my followers ignore them.

I will not tell those gas-guzzling, earth-destroying massive car and truck drivers to stop complaining about gas prices.

I will not flick off said massive cars and trucks riding my @#$ so close I’m blinded.

I will lose weight and get in shape.

I will not drink an Old Fashioned, my favorite cocktail.

I won’t eat out as much, especially those chicken sandwiches at KFC, to save money and be healthy.

I will keep my home clean.

I will not remind people that a Thank You and — gasp! — a thank you note go a long way.

I will not insist that people be kind to each other.

I will not fight with English majors who love the Oxford comma.

I will buy less books.

I will believe that family is kind, supportive and accepting of other political beliefs.

I will not visualize leaf blowers being piled in a landfill and blown up. Or burned in a firey death with me holding the match.

I will not remind people that the earth is being destroyed and we will be its first casualties. Soon.

I will have hope that everything will turn out okay.

Weird, Wacky & Wild South is written by resolution breaker Cheré Coen. You can bet she will break all of these. Cheers and Happy New Year, y'all.

51 views2 comments

Recent Posts

See All
bottom of page